soccer hooligan

Hey ya'll... it's the baby daddy! I'm just checkin' in to let you know that intensive training has begun in "Soccer Hooliganism 101: How to Lose Friends and Alienate People, The Basics."

As you may know, the quintessential soccer hooligan dresses at all times in the colors of his team. He is always ready to defend the honor of his favorite club, whether he's at the theatre or the pub. And he's always working out (note the toe-touches in the picture) in case of the unlikely event that his club calls on him to join up and help them conquer the futbol world.

Of course, young Lewis hasn't gotten to that "age of accountability" at which he'll pick his club. But we're practicing nonetheless, onward under the assumption that he'll forego basketball, baseball and cricket and pick the true sport of champions--played by men of valor the world over--as his athletic birthright.

--Jstn